Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Not Sivaji,It's iPhone "The Boss"


Film crazy Indians did it when shivaji (the boss) was released.Gadget crazy Americans are going to do it when Apple's much awaited iPhone is launched on june 29th.Such has been the hype surrounding the release that thousands of gadget lovers have vowed to form overnight queues before Apple stores to buy the phone as soon as the shutters are up in the morning.
Ever since its CEO Steve Jobs announced in January,Apple has been carefully building up media frenzy over iPhone,which is supposed to change the mobile scenario totally.iPhone is a multi touch sensitive(that means it can respond to two fingers at the same time) phone without a keypad.Ofcourse sumtimes gr8 expectations can lead to gr8 disapointments too... Stev3 r u listening to it?????

No logic , Only Rajni's magic


Sivaji movie..Its junk,Illogic and just one more irritating stuff and mostly see and forget movie type.Dont know y it costed 100 crores.Its just waste of time and money.Hero comes back from US after earning 250 crores in 10 yrs working as a software systems architect.Even if he saves $50K for 1yr also it will never become 250 crores.He wants to give every thing for free to every one which is very illogical.Instead of spending this much money for taking such stupid movies AVM, Shankar and Rajni can easily do that stuff.Every politician back in India are idiots and all NRI's are great and well wishers of India is the intention of the director.If you give stupidity a human form it will be the Heroin character for this movie.Hero will beat all Auditors and get the Black money locations of all rich people in India. One thing of how mny different ways black money can be concealed is shown nice.If one man can change the government as if he wants den wats the use of democracy.He robs them and send all money to America and make it white. If Hero is that genius and if it is that easy to turn black money to white , even the villians can apply the same techniqie to turn black to white.Songs are stinking in telugu. Very well picturized and there comes the genius in Shankar to life. One fight with instruments is bull shit and prolonged for a very long duration.Rehman did the right justice for da film.Climax is handled well and the use of NTR will definitely help the film. Rajani's imitation of NTR ,ANR and Chiru is just cheap. Other guy with Rajni did well. Rajni body language as NTR is really superb.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

A "Pearl" in an ocean..

A small intro of him..

Mutyala Raju, a student of IISc topped the civil services xam dis yr.After Mr D.Subba Rao in 1971,he is d second guy frm A.P to top d civils.Now he is d latest inspiration of all those hu wanna crack civils.. Jus chk out his interview below and observe how d Q's will be generated frm d answers he gives..

His civils interview went on like dis..

Raju:May I come in Sir???

Chairman: Yes,please.

Raju: Good morning,Sir.Good morning ,Madam.Good morning,Sirs.

Chairman:You are Mr...

Raju:(Still in standing position),MutyalaRaju Revu Sir.

(Chairman is writing something.Other members are keenly watching the candidate.)

Member 2:
Please take your seat.

Raju:
Thank you,sir.

Chairman: Mr.Revu,You did B.Tech from REC Warangal,ME from IISC,Banglore.But why did you do diploma???
Raju:Sir,after completion of my 10th class,based on my financial background,my father joined me in polytechnic.After completion of polytechnic,we do get jobs.Also,since I will get scholarship,the amount of money spent on me is less.

Chairman:That means you will get job after diploma.

Raju:Yes Sir,I got a private job.Company is Cain energy limited.

Chairman:Then,why did u join B.Tech?????

Raju:Sir,after completion of my diploma,I wrote ECET and I got state 1st rank.So I convinced my father that I will join REC which is a premier engineering institute in our state.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Member 2: You are in IPS for 4 months.So I can ask some questions.

Raju:Yes,sir.

Member 2:Do you aware that the confession admitted to police is not allowed as witness.Why?

Raju:Yes sir.Confession admitted to police is not allowed as witness.Since police is always a possibility of getting the confession in the way the police like, law deosn't allow it.

Member 2:What is Res gestae???

Raju:All the circumstances leading to the same transaction are allowable as evidence.

Member 2:You are on the line.Could you explain more???

Raju:(after 2-3 seconds),If some people wanted to commit dacoity and in the process if they theft a vehicle,even though theft of vehicle is not connected with dacoity but it is admissible as it forms the circumstance leading to dacoity.

Member 2:Could you tell me the section which deals with Res gestae???

Raju:Sorry sir,I could not remember the exact section.
Member 2:Do you know about fly ash???

Raju:Sir,thermal power stations produce fly ash while generating electrical power.

Member 2:Which state is using it more?? Definitely it is not Haryana,My own state.

Raju: Sorry sir,I don't know.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Member 3:(X-A)(X-B) has highest X power of 2.Do you agree??

Raju:Yes, sir.

Member 3:(X-A)(X-B)(X-C) has highest X power....

Raju:3, sir. Member 3: Then, tell me , What is the answer for (X-A)(X-B).....(X-Z).

Raju:(after 3-4 seconds),It must be zero. Sir,because of the presence of the term (X-X).
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Member 1:Your hobbies,are meditation,motivating others and Indian Mythology.What you do in motivation????

Raju:Madam,many of classmates and juniors came to me for clearing their doubts in subjects as I am the topper of my class.I usually listen to their problems regarding their understanding of concepts as many have problems either in one or many subjects.I tell them that every subject is easy if knew the concepts clear and we should like the subject what we are studying....

Madam :Do u response the same for all???

Raju:Madam, I usually spend more time with those who are very much lagging.I take classes to clear their doubts.

Madam :Then do you call it motivation or strategic learning????

Raju :Madam,strategic learning may be the correct term.

Madam :What is the difference between these two???

Raju :Madam,motivation is a general term which includes not only academic motivation but also others like psychological, etc...,Madam, I don't know exactly the meaning of strategic learning.

Madam : Since your hobbies are motivating others and Indian Mythology, tell me how Krishna motivated Arjuna???

Raju :Madam,When Arjuna refused to fight,teachers, Krishna told him that it is the duty of the king to protect Dharma and fight wars for protecting it.We should not move away from our duty.Since soul is immortal and of which is born, death is certain,of which death happened birth is certain. Hence you should not think that you are committing crime.Also he motivated him by saying that we should do our work only.We should not think of the results of our actions. Otherwise, attachment to the results will occur which is a major reason for unhappiness.




Went 4 dis movie on d previous sunday with my +2 friends.vivek's performance outstanding(as maya bhai).. but tushar in no way resembled a gangstar..and abt d rest no need to comment.Impressed by d "f" speech given by arbaaz khan... and conversation b/w him and sunil shetty was a bit funny..but finally it turned out to be a typical bollywood film..

Virus in "IPODS" :It's true


As if you needed one. But anyway. See here. Some Russian hackers (why are they always friggin Russians, BTW?) have created an iPod virus called Podloso Money quote: "Podloso only works on iPods running Linux. That rules out about 99.9% of all . iPods."

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Betrayal : in their nature


Next version of Windows to be `fundamentally different.'" Um, no it won't. It will be fundamentally the same. It will suck. For a quarter of a century these guys have been putting out sucky operating systems and vowing that the next one is not going to suck. Or won't such as much. Or something. But they always suck. They can't help it. The suckitude is ingrained in their culture. It's in their DNA. Sorry, Bill.